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For the person who shows up
Whether your quarterly report is a triumph
The organic cotton is soft enough to soak up your tears while you log yet another “complimentary” scope extension
Do not initiate conversation unless you have cleared your schedule and brought snacks
In Airplane Mode | 100% Cotton Funny Neurodivergent T-Shirt Graphic Design For the person who showsCompatible with social batteries running on 1%. This T Shirt signals to the general public that while you are physically present, your operating system has disconnected from the server to preserve energy. Excellent for avoiding small talk in the biscuit aisle or pretending you didn't hear your name being called. Provides +10 to Solitude.
