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This cotton t-shirt celebrates elite-level anxiety and the ability to jump to the worst possible conclusion in record time
it’s that I am currently downloading a terabyte of information about 18th-century spoon forging
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Touch Base In Hell Funny T-Shirt In 100% Organic Cotton Size:Medium This cotton t-shirt celebrates elite-levelAnnounces itself like an HR email you didnt open Touch Base In Hell. This shirt doesnt try to be edgy; it simply is, in the same way spreadsheets simply exist. A quiet rebellion for anyone whos ever had to circle back or sync offline. Pairs well with: tepid coffee, overdue tasks, muted mics, polite rage, and that one coworker who says ping me. Unlocks: existential eye rolls, dark charm, unholy charisma, and inbox dread immunity.
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