Out of Office Forever - Dad Hat Color:Spruce You’re not here to prove

You’re not here to prove anything

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and probably done via voice memo

It’s not just a hat - it’s a manifesto for the authentically unbothered

Out of Office Forever - Dad Hat Color:Spruce You’re not here to proveFor those who were let go or just let go. Whether you were part of the reorg, took a sabbatical youre never coming back from, or simply hit your limit on Slack pings this hat is your new autoresponder. For the ones who keep it breezy, diplomatic, and slightly unbothered. Because your bounceback might be polite but your hat says permanently unavailable. This ones for the politely burned out, the gracefully disengaged, the ones who already turned in